Age 12: Leo is such a heartthrob!
Age 26: Leo was so good in The Departed.
12: Jack is so adventurous and romantic!
26: Jack should really get a job.
12: What does Rose mean when she says that woman is “in a delicate condition?”
12: Cal is a jerk!
26: Cal is a stereotypical member of the 1%.
12: Jack is so in love with Rose!
26: Jack has got some serious game.
12: OMG! They showed Kate Winslet’s boobs!
26: Kate Winslet really does have an amazing set of boobs.
12: Rose and Jack are so in love!
26: Rose and Jack have only known each other for 24 HOURS!
12: Cal’s footman is so mean!
26: Cal’s footman is a certified psychopath. They should make an entire movie about him.
12: Jack would never have stolen the necklace, Rose. You have to believe him!
26: I wouldn’t have trusted him either, Rose. BECAUSE YOU’VE ONLY KNOWN HIM 24 HOURS!
12: Wow! They steamed up that car! How romantic!
26: The physics of that just doesn’t make any sense.
12: Watching this ship sink is so scary!
26: Watching this ship sink in 3D is f***ing terrifying.
12: It’s so sad when Jack dies! I’m crying my eyes out!
26: It’s so sad when the old couple, and the mother with her children, and the captain, and Mr. Andrews die. I’m crying my eyes out!
12: “My Heart Will Go On” is my FAVORITE song!
26: “My Heart Will Go On” is a great song to sing at karaoke.
12: Why didn’t get Jack get on the board? There was so much room!
26: Why didn’t get Jack get on the board? There was so much room!
12: If only Jack had lived, he and Rose could have gotten married!
26: If Jack had lived, he would have gotten fed up with Rose’s helplessness in about six months.
12: Old Rose threw the necklace into the water so it could be with Jack!
26: Old Rose just threw her granddaughter’s inheritance into the ocean for no reason.
12: This is SUCH a good movie!
26: This is SUCH a good movie!
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